X Rated Cozen X-Ray Filter Sees Through Stuff!
Just in time for Halloween, an exciting new camera filter from Cozen. This adjustable X-Ray Filter lets you peer through organic material with ease! Ogle your neighbors, check your feet for fractures and even detect Zombies!
The CX-R uses time-proven, modern scientific principles as well as ancient, alien-assisted Aztec technology. This is a powerful instrument that has been hidden from the general population for decades. Available today (adults only) from your favorite online retailers, several Brooklyn street vendors and a few bodegas in Miami.
Available in all common sizes to fit most lenses, the CX-R is easy to use. Simply twist the filter into the threads in front of the lens and dial in the desired penetration on the outside ring. Get ready to be amazed.
At the “0” setting, the image looks 100% normal.
Set to “1” and you remove about one-half of whatever covers the subject.
At the “2” position, you can zoom in right down to the core!
Tech Specs: Sony Alpha a7RII, Tamron 50-400mm f/4.5-6.3 Zoom, 1/320 sec at f/6.3, ISO 400, handheld. No Zombies were harmed during the capture of this image. ©Jon Sienkiewicz
Not recommended for selfies.
The Cozen X-Ray Filter doubles as a Zombie Detector! Because of the undead composition of their flesh, the C-XR strips away the torpid sinew to expose the dreadful creature beneath in its full gory glory. Caution urged!
Search For Zombies At Your Own Risk
Be careful—Zombies are crafty. And remember, Zombies cannot see the color red. In case of a Zombie Apocalypse, cover yourself with ketchup and you’ll be just fine. I carry a 64-ounce bottle with me at all times. I also carry catsup, just in case they’re old school.
